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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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