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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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