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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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