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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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