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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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