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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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