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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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