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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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