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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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