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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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