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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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