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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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