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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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