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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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