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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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