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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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