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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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