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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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