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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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