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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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