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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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