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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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