Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.