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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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