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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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