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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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