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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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