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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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