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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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