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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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