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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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