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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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