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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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