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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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