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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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