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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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