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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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