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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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