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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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