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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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