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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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