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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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