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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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