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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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