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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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