Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.