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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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