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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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