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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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