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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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