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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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