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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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