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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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