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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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