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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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