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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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