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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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