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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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