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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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