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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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