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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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