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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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