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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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