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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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