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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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